Me: So, let me get this straight. You.
Lexi: Me
Me: Will not eat this raw cookie dough
Lexi: Correct
Me: Even though it is store-bought, and made with pasteurized eggs.
Lexi: We didn’t do that at my mom’s house.
Me: You are an adult. You can do whatever you want
Lexi: I don’t believe in that
Me: It doesn’t matter what you believe, the cookie dough is still delicious
Lexi: Are you mad about this?
Me: Not really because nOW THERE’S MORE FOR ME
Other Friend: Not for long
Me: HEY