Patron: Hey, would you happen to have a plastic bag?
Me, pointing aggressively: i DO happen to have a plastic bag PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Patron, to Coworker: Is everyone who works here crazy, or is it just Jesus over there?
Coworker: It’s all of us.
Me: Aww
Coworker: But of all the extra, he’s like… extra.
Me: Yay! I thought you were gonna discredit me there for a second
Me: I have a reputation to uphold