Coworker: …I’m good. Except for this crazy man, I’m good.
Me, interjecting into someone else’s conversation: Aww come on, I’m not THAT bad.
Coworker: Heh. No but seriously, he comes up to the desk and asks for tape, and I hand him the tape-
Me: And he wouldn’t take it because you touched it?
Coworker: Exactly!
Me: Yo, I know that guy
Coworker: What special hell do we live in?