DJ: Yo yo yo yo who’s got some sick dance moves?
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me, quietly in a corner: Neat
Gorgeous Lara Croft Cosplayer: oh no no no, you’re not sitting on the side
Me: uhhh
Gorgeous Lara Croft Cosplayer: you’re gonna get in there and you’re gonna dance
Me: yuhuh no
Gorgeous Lara Croft Cosplayer: oh come on, sexy
Me, normally fine around women: urbsoshebskalaywjdjsisyshakdhdud
I did not go out there.