Patron: hey yo yo yo you heard about this Mandela Effect? People are goin crazy about it now!
Me: I don’t think you know what those words mean
Patron: people sayin that it’s even affecting the Bible now!
Me: what
Patron: like it’s adding new words in! Now maybe I’m not the best about reading the Bible
Me: clearly
Patron: …but there’s this word in Leviticus 20 verse 20
Me: obviously the best book
Patron: and there was this word- c-r-o-o-b-a-r-g. Is that a word or what? That don’t belong there. What’s goin on?
Me: croobarg?
Patron: yeah. You ever heard of that?
Me: no and neither has google. Literally never in my life before have I googled something that actually, seriously returned 0 results. That’s pretty impressive.
Patron: so you think somethings goin on? People say I’m out of tune but I know what’s really happening
Me: do tell
Patron: the Mandela effect man. It’s real.