I hand Patron 2 a blue marker to sign the front of their library card.
Patron 1, to Patron 2: Whoa, they gave you a blue marker?
Patron 2, signing their name on their new library card: Uhh… sure?
Me: What color did we give you?
Patron 1: Black.
Me: Probably to match the darkness of your soul.
Both: DAAAAAYUM
Patron 2: So wait, you think my soul is blue?
Me: You hide it well, but under your facade I can see you are openly weeping.
Patron 2, fake-crying: It’s true…