Jilly: Did I daydream this or did you say you had a date this weekend?
Me: You daydreamed that. BUT since you bring it up…
Jilly: Yeah?
Me: I did match with a girl on Tinder a couple days ago…
Jilly: Yeah??
Me: And she asked for my number…
Jilly: YEAH???
Me: And she sent me some photos…
Jilly: YEAH!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Me: That were screenshots of a conversation between her and her current landlord in a temporary living situation. They’re arguing about who is responsible for what bills and there’s a big dispute and the landlord is being a passive-aggressive little shithead and she’s very upset and asking for advice from a strange dude on Tinder.
Me: I am that strange dude.
Jilly: This is not what I expected at all.
Me: Happy Valentine’s Day to me!