Patron and Librarian have been talking for like, 2 seconds. I’m sitting on the other side of the room.
Patron: Where would I find Deadpool magazine?
Librarian: Are you sure what you’re asking for is a Deadpool magazine?
Patron, turning to me and shouting across the room: Excuse me sir, could you get me someone who can hear?
Librarian: I’m right here.
Patron: SIR?!
Me: yeah I’m staying out of this one.
Librarian: If you just let me-
Patron: Nobody here can answer my question!
Librarian: I’m just confirming that I heard you correctly.
Patron: And this is all right with you, SIR?!
Me: Librarian makes way more money than I do, so yeah I’m completely okay with this
Patron: IT’S LIKE NOBODY CAN HEAR ME!
Patron storms off.
Me: It’s a good day!