Me: So what happened to your forehead?
Patron: Hm? Oh yeah, this.
Patron rubs a dark spot on their forehead.
Patron’s Friend: W H O A. I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A DENT IN YOUR FACE
Patron: Heh, yeah. Everybody thinks it’s dirt. It’s a dent in my skull.
Me: How did that happen?
Patron: When I was 2, I thought that jumping off the couch and bashing my head into the coffee table would be fun. My mom also thought it would be fun.
Patron: We were both wrong.