Me and Coworker at the same time: Hi! How’s it going?
Patron comes up to me at my desk.
Me: BAM
Me, pounding chest: YOU SEE THAT
Me: YOU SEE THAT, COWORKER
Coworker: Yeah yeah I saw it
Me: I called DIBS
Me: DIBS
Patron: He did call dibs. It’s important to be competitive when you guys are working for commission like you do.
Me: It’s true. The Free Library of Philadelphia generously gives me 10% of all revenue gained from checking out material to patrons.
Coworker: Matt would you shut the hell up
Me: And with the 6 items you’re taking out today? It adds up.