DMV

Older Patron: I’d like to get a library card.

Me: Sure! Do you have ID?

Older Patron: Here’s my license.

Me: Does this reflect your current address?

Older Patron: Heavens no, I haven’t lived there since my spouse died. [Long, boring sequence of unrelated stories]

Me: We would need to see something with your address on it to issue you a card.

Older Patron: All right all right, let me see what I’ve got.

Older Patron: Grumble grumble

Me: Maybe you have the little update slip from the DMV?

Older Patron: DMV? I don’t like the sound of that. What is DMV?

Me: The Department of Motor Vehicles?

Older Patron: Eeehhhhhhh… what is that?

Me: oh boy