Do Attend

Me, outside the library: oh hey Miranda!

Miranda, one of the hosts of Camden Comic Con: Matt! What are you doing here?

Me: It’s the library. I live here. What are you doing here?

Miranda: I’m giving some flyers to the Franklin Institute for Camden Comic Con.

Me: oooo

Me: I’ll take some of those for the library.

Miranda: oh thank god. We have so many. Are you coming this year?

Me: of course! I’m gonna come late though. I have to Attend first.

Miranda: what?

Me: Do attend.

Miranda: …what

Me: DO ATTEND

Miranda, reading the ominous letter: …of course, you’ll be sedated first.

Me: sounds reasonable, right?

Miranda: So you’re going to burn yourself in a steel furnace?

Me: with a few hundred other idiots, yeah!

Miranda: Bill* is gonna love this

Do attend

*Bill is the other mastermind behind Camden Comic Con

 

 

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