Me, outside the library: oh hey Miranda!
Miranda, one of the hosts of Camden Comic Con: Matt! What are you doing here?
Me: It’s the library. I live here. What are you doing here?
Miranda: I’m giving some flyers to the Franklin Institute for Camden Comic Con.
Me: oooo
Me: I’ll take some of those for the library.
Miranda: oh thank god. We have so many. Are you coming this year?
Me: of course! I’m gonna come late though. I have to Attend first.
Miranda: what?
Me: Do attend.
Miranda: …what
Me: DO ATTEND
Miranda, reading the ominous letter: …of course, you’ll be sedated first.
Me: sounds reasonable, right?
Miranda: So you’re going to burn yourself in a steel furnace?
Me: with a few hundred other idiots, yeah!
Miranda: Bill* is gonna love this
Do attend
*Bill is the other mastermind behind Camden Comic Con