Doctor Visit

Back in October, I published a story called Iron. I could have sworn that I had done another one on the subject of my low iron levels, but I can’t seem to find it. Here’s a followup to that tale:

Doctor: What brings you in today, Mr. Kart… Mr. Cate… James?

Me: Well, Doctor, I tried to give blood to the Red Cross twice, separated by a few months, and both times my iron came back low. 11.6 and 12.1 respectively.

Doctor: Well that isn’t good.

Me: It is not.

Doctor: Are you eating enough meat?

Me: Before I got this news, I thought I was eating too much.

Doctor: Any other symptoms? Weight gain, weight loss, 16 other symptoms that Matt definitely forgot in between hearing them and writing them down?

Me: Nope.

Doctor: I’m going to call your gastroenterologist and see what they think, but my first thought is some kind of anemia.

Me: Why my gastroenterologist?

Doctor: Well, given your long history of G.I. issues, I think it’s a solid bet there’s some kind of connection here.

THREE DAYS LATER

Doctor, on the phone: Hi, Mr. Kih- Keeh… James. I spoke with your gastroenterologist and they had the same thought I did.

Me: Which is?

Doctor: Let’s get you scheduled for a colonoscopy right away.

Me:

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