I’m out walking, and it’s bitterly cold. Across the street I see three people, each walking their dogs in different directions. One dog clearly doesn’t care about what their human says and wants to PLAY. I don’t know the first thing about dog wrangling, but I do know that this person dropped a glove. So I go over because they are definitely not going to notice with all the commotion.
Dog Owner: Haha you wanna pet?
Me: Actually no, I came here because-
Dog: PET ME
Me: You dropped your-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: Your glove, it-
Dog: PET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Just take the glove I can’t say no to this beautiful beast
Dog: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS