Me: Oooooh
Me: A free spay and neuter clinic. I’ve been meaning to get somebody a snip-snip, if ya know what I mean.
Dot: I do not know what you mean.
Me: WHOA
Me: BUDDY
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?!
Dot: I don’t see anything wrong with my eye.
Dot: Haha, get it? See? Cuz I can’t see.
Me: Did you lose your eye in a cat fight?!
Dot: I shan’t tell you. But hey, uh, some food would be nice right about meow.
Dot: Haha. Meow.
Me: Jesus fucking fuck
Later that night…
Me: JILLY
Me: DOT IS MISSING AN EYE
Jilly: DOT IS MISSING AN EYE?!
Me: YES
Jilly: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
Me: I DON’T KNOW, HE JUST CAME IN AND IT WAS ALL SWOLLEN AND BAD
Jilly: Freaking out won’t help anything, let’s calm down.
Me: Counter point: Staying calm won’t help anything either since it’s 10:00 PM and we can’t do anything until morning.
Jilly: …good point.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jilly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dot: ZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz
TO BE CONTINUED
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