Dot’s Eye

Me: Oooooh

Me: A free spay and neuter clinic. I’ve been meaning to get somebody a snip-snip, if ya know what I mean.

Dot: I do not know what you mean.

Me: WHOA

Me: BUDDY

Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?!

Dot: I don’t see anything wrong with my eye.

Dot: Haha, get it? See? Cuz I can’t see.

Me: Did you lose your eye in a cat fight?!

Dot: I shan’t tell you. But hey, uh, some food would be nice right about meow.

Dot: Haha. Meow.

Me: Jesus fucking fuck

Later that night…

Me: JILLY

Me: DOT IS MISSING AN EYE

Jilly: DOT IS MISSING AN EYE?!

Me: YES

Jilly: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Me: I DON’T KNOW, HE JUST CAME IN AND IT WAS ALL SWOLLEN AND BAD

Jilly: Freaking out won’t help anything, let’s calm down.

Me: Counter point: Staying calm won’t help anything either since it’s 10:00 PM and we can’t do anything until morning.

Jilly: …good point.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jilly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dot: ZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz

TO BE CONTINUED

 

 

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