Dot’s Eye Fan Reaction

Friend: MATT

Friend: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Me: what what what what

Friend: I was on the edge of my seat

Friend: For a WEEK

Friend: Desperate to know what happened to Dot’s eye!

Me: Aww thanks!

Friend: Shut up, you don’t understand. I don’t like cats. I’m not a cat person. But poor Dot’s poor eye… I don’t want to hear about how big that motherfucker was, or you stepping in shit, I wanna hear about the eye!

Me: I guess I hooked a reader, huh?

Friend: I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW HE WAS OKAY

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