Patron, reading my shirt*: Dr. Emmett Brown Enterprises?
Patron: What in the world is that?
Me: Back to the Future!
Patron: Back to the Future had Dr. Emmett Brown in it?
Me: Yeah, that’s not a real person, it was th-
Patron: Yeah! The guy who did the car. Ooooh boy. You know, I don’t remember that at all. I only saw that movie… ooh, eight times?
Me: Eight is a lot of times actually
Patron: I saw it back in the summer it was released with my sibling. It was really hot, I think that’s why I don’t really remember it.
Me: But what about the other seven ti-
Patron: What I DO remember is leaving the theater thinking, “That experience satisfied the desire to actually go back in time!
Me: It really did.
Patron: No wonder you like it so much.
*Shirt by GeekBoyPress! GIVE THEM MONEY
Great shirt!