I have a reputation among my friends for eating a ham sandwich for lunch every day. Today, I had something else.
Friend: What’s this? Matt? With no sandwich?
Me: shocking, I know
Friend: what is all this?
Me: salad, rice and beans
Friend: why?
Me: my doctor wants me to eat bigger lunches and smaller dinners
Friend: oh yeahhhh I heard about this. You, uh, you eat like a king for breakfast… uhhhhh… prince like a pauper… and something for dinner
Me: … yeah.