Me: …okay, and your email address?
Patron: Don’t laugh.
Me: I might laugh.
Patron: Okay so it’s [Patron’sChildhoodNickname]@The[Patron’sLastName]Kids.com
Me: Whoa.
I immediately go to the website, and it just yields a 404.
Me: Did… your parents buy a URL just for you to have that email?
Patron: Yeah, so, my dad’s a computer engineer and sometimes he’s a little overzealous… that website used to have, like, photos of us and stuff.
Me: Stifling laughter
Patron: You promised you wouldn’t laugh!
Me: I promised no such thing!