Me: Did you see the new Avengers trailer?
Friend: Nah
Me: Did you see Infinity War?
Friend: Nah
Me: Well you should go back and watch that shit
Friend: Yeah, I should
Me: …you already know what happens.
Friend: A lot of people die.
Me: Yup
Friend: But Spider-Man…?
Me, nodding: He didn’t feel so good.
Friend: And he’s dead dead.
Me: Dead dead. Deader than dead.
Friend: Well that was a short run. It was only 3 movies!
Me: It’s as long as any Spider-Man has spidered.
Friend: I just feel like it’s a weird creative choice.
Me: Maybe you shouLD WATCH THE MOVIE