Friend: So anyway I’ve been rewatching Eve-angel-ion
Me: I thought it was Eve-ann-ghell-ee-on.
Friend: That’s because people don’t understand what the hell they’re talking about.
Me: ?
Friend: Look at the root word, it’s obvious it has the J sound. Like angel.
Me: That’s how I always read it until people started speaking it to me. It does look an awful lot like Evangelical.
Friend: Exactly
All My Anime-Loving Friends In My Head: Fuck this idiot, they’re wrong WRONG WRONG