FRIDAY, JULY 20TH
Exhibitor 1: fuckin Clippy GET OUT OF HERE
Exhibitor 2: cmon man Clippy just wants to love you.
Me: yeah I just wanna help you format that letter
Exhibitor 1: go away forever
Me: you gotta hit the button that says “don’t show me this tip again”
Exhibitor 1, practically punching my sign: DIE DIE DIE
Me, hiding the sign behind my back: 😶 😐 😔 😥 😭
Exhibitor 2: you heartless monster! You made Clippy cry
Me: LET ME LOVE YOU