Patron: I came in yesterday and they gave me a whole big stink about checking out DVDs
Me: well you’re fine now so
Patron: Something about water damage and late fees
Me: uh huh
Patron: …but there was no water damage
Me: Well you’re good to check out right now
Patron: and it was a real pain in the ass
Patron is wearing a shirt that says “I got a million excuses, which one would you like to hear?”
Me: 😐