Stranger A, to Stranger B: Oh! I love your necklace.
Stranger A: AH! And it matches your bracelet!
Stranger B: Earrings, too!
Both of them: AHHH
Me: Yeah, they’ve got me beat.
Stranger A: You need a bright yellow headband to match your bright yellow shirt.
Me: I’m not going to put that much work in, it’s not worth it
Stranger B: But then you can match!
Me: I suppose
Stranger A: WAIT
Stranger A: YOUR BEARD
Stranger A: Everyone relax, it’s okay. His yellow shirt matches his beard. We’re all good here. Fashion has been satisfied.
Me: Thank god
