Patron: Where’s your newly released nonfiction section?
Me, pointing: Right over there.
Patron: Great!
Patron:
Patron:
Patron: I just don’t know why anyone would read fiction.
Me: I read fiction.
Patron: You do? See, there’s just this little voice in my head that goes “This never happened!”
Me: Sure.
Me, internally: You poor, joyless soul.
I rarely read fiction. Sorry, Matt. 😁
I don’t actually care what anyone reads, but this Patron was so weirdly judgey about it.