There are two people at the front desk at any given time.
Patron: All right all right, who’s gonna fight over me?
Me: Me! I’ll fight. I love to fight
Patron: Excellent
Me: I’ll even fight you if you want
Patron: uhhh
Me: I don’t think either of us would benefit from it, but I could!
Patron: I’m not worth the calorie, don’t do it