Patron: Hello yes what floor would I go to to find a specific book?
Me: Depends on the book
Patron: Can I ask you?
Me: I hope so!
Patron: Brave New Worl-
Me: Right behind me, up on the first balcony. General fiction. H for Huxley.
Patron: Great!
2 minutes later
Patron: So, you meant mystery and suspense, right?
Me: No, up on the first balcony. General fiction.
Patron: Good, cool, got it
2 minutes later
Patron: I’m sorry, I don’t see-
Me: Up. Up on this first balcony here. Where I have been pointing.
Patron: Excellent
2 minutes later
Patron: Where are the stairs?
Me: Look
Me: I’m just gonna go get it