Five Dollars

In the pro lounge!

Pro: hey man, it’s $5 to sit at this table

Me, already seated: is that so

Pro: yeah, see, someone was sitting here, and they charged these two $5.

Those Two: sup

Pro: …and then they passed that debt on to me, and now I’m passing it in to you

Those Two: anybody ever tell you you look like Jesus?

Me: well it sucks to be you right now because Jesus hates banks so I don’t have any money

All of them: OOOOOOOH

Pro: you all right, Jesus.

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