Jilly: You know, I don’t know why it took me so long to realize this, but Hitler had really bad farts.
Me: …realized?
Jilly: He did a ton of speed and he had really bad IBS and just… the worst farts.
Me: Realized.
Jilly: Did you know like half of the German Army was on speed?
Me: I wanna go back to the part where you said “realized”. Like, have you been spending time with Hitler?
Jilly: It really makes you think about the allegory in that first Captain America, and the whole “super soldier” thing.
Me: Is there… do we need to have a talk about you and your relationship with Hitler?
Jilly: WAIT
Jilly: HE FARTED A LOT
Jilly: LET’S CALL HIM SHITLER