Me: food safety is important. Ground beef is the most dangerous of the red meat products because any prions in the spinal fluid and/or nasty nasties on the skin get inside the meat, as opposed to, say, a steak, where the inside is inside and the outside is stripped away. That’s why it’s important to really cook your burgers
Server: Ok cool. So… how do you want your burger?
Me: As pink as you are legally allowed to make it please