Teen: I’d like to check these out.
Me: Do you have your library card?
Teen: No
Me: How about a school id?
Teen, fumbling around: uhhh
Teen: No.
Teen 2: Yo what are you doing
Teen: I don’t have my lanyard.
Teen 2: We need those for school! Where’s your wallet?
Teen: Man I don’t put my ID in my wallet, that’s weird.
Teen 2: Okay okay, that’s fair. Hey, do you think putting cash in your wallet is weird, too?
Teen 2: Ugh, here’s my card.
Me: You have fines.
Teen: HAH
Teen 2: God dammit. What do I gotta pay?
Me: You’re right on the edge, so $1 will do it.
Teen: I got a quarter.
Teen 2, handing me a dollar: Give him the quarter. You’re helping me pay the fine since you didn’t bring your stupid card!
Teen: I didn’t remember!
Me: What exactly did you think was going to happen when you went to the library?
Teen 2: SEE? Everyone knows that you bring your card.
Me: You guys are fun. Come back any time.