Me: Yo, it was the weirdest thing. When I took my bike off the rack, the rear tire was flat.
Friend: That sucks.
Me: Wait wait, so I pumped it up to get me to work, right? And I figured by the time I got to it again it’d be flat again, so I took my bike pump with me. Only… when I went to check the pressure it was perfect.
Friend: Weird
Me: It’s like, someone at home held down the little button and just let the pressure out one day. And you wouldn’t do that, and Roommate wouldn’t do that…
Friend: Roommate’s cat might’ve done it
Me: Yo. Fuck that cat.