I’m hanging out with some acquaintances and there’s a box of assorted candy and snacks and stuff.
Me: Oooooh
Friend: FUN DIP! THERE’S FUN DIP
Me: You know, there’s actually a store right by my house that sells packs of Fun Dip for $1. And my sugar intake rose substantially when I discovered this.
Friend: Well Matt, I think you should take a baggie of popcorn because it has the least amount of sugar in it. And you are you.
Me: Fair, fair. But, counterpoint: Blue Fun Dip.
Friend: I know. I couldn’t choose between the blue and the red.