Me: Hey Patron! Did you find that book you were asking about?
Older Patron: I did, thank you! Now I need to rush rush because I have an appointment in 20 minutes.
Me: Let’s do it.
Older Patron: … I’m a little discombobulated. How do I get back to [nearby apartment building] from here?
Me: When you go out the front door, that’s Vine street. On your left is 19th, and on your right is 20th. You want to go…
Me: …are you okay?
Older Patron, trying to follow along: I’m not sure what that means.
Older Patron: I’m sorry. I’m not… I’m starting to lose some of my cognitive abilities. I get disoriented easily.
Me: No worries! I’ll get old too someday. Hopefully.
Older Patron: No, it’s not just age, it’s… my father was sharp as a tack until he died at 102. I’m only 70, and I didn’t take after him that way.
Me: oh.
Older Patron: So… I know it’s on [Nearby street].
I look out the window and it’s snowing. Visibility isn’t great. Someone who gets disoriented shouldn’t be out there alone.
Me: Let me grab my jacket. Coworker, watch the desk for me?
And so I walked Patron back to their apartment building. It’s only a few blocks away. Patron made it home okay, and I contracted a case of the warm fuzzies. And then I thought about a sentient person being aware of their own mind decaying, and I’ve been disturbed ever since.
You are a good human. And don’t worry about your mind turning into goo. By the time you’re old we’ll all be heads in jars like on Futurama and they will have figured out how to re-solidify your mind.
Thank you 🙂