Science: You should go outside more! Getting some sun will get you some much-needed vitamin D, and it’ll make you feel happier!
Me: Yes but I don’t like to be outside
Also Science: The sun is your skin’s greatest enemy. Sun exposure means you’ll age faster and get cancer. Two members of your immediate family have had potential skin cancers removed in the last 5 years. FEAR THE SUN
Me: Welp
Me: I guess I’ll stay indoors forever, then.
Pokemon GO: There’s a Charmander around the corner.
Me: Fuck