The other day, I was helping a friend with a moving project. We were moving heavy-ass boxes, old computers, chairs, office stuff really. The worst of it was these big shelves. There were four of us total, and the shelves kicked all our asses.
Me, heaving shelves onto the pile: RAAAAGH
Me, panting: Jesus Christ
New Acquaintance: Those are no joke.
Me, not really listening: Huh? I’m no joke?
New Acquaintance: No no, the shelves. They’re no joke.
New Acquaintance: And you know what? You are also no joke.
Me: You know what, I take offense to that.
Me: I am a great joke