Guidestones

Me: Have you heard of this thing? The ‘Georgia Guidestones’?

Friend: Georgia like the country or the state?

Me: The state.

Friend: No, what are they?

Me: It’s this henge-lookin thing that apparently has instructions to rebuild society in the event of a society-ending catastrophe.

Friend: What does it say?

Me: Let’s see… keep the human population under 500 million…

Friend: “Guide reproduction wisely”??

Me: Cool cool so it’s eugenics

Friend: What the hell is this? Who put this here?

Me: Some ass with a pseudonym commissioned it in 1979.

Friend: “Be not a cancer on the Earth”

Friend: Hope you feel good. You’re a cancer.

Me: I know this of myself

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