Me: Have you heard of this thing? The ‘Georgia Guidestones’?
Friend: Georgia like the country or the state?
Me: The state.
Friend: No, what are they?
Me: It’s this henge-lookin thing that apparently has instructions to rebuild society in the event of a society-ending catastrophe.
Friend: What does it say?
Me: Let’s see… keep the human population under 500 million…
Friend: “Guide reproduction wisely”??
Me: Cool cool so it’s eugenics
Friend: What the hell is this? Who put this here?
Me: Some ass with a pseudonym commissioned it in 1979.
Friend: “Be not a cancer on the Earth”
Friend: Hope you feel good. You’re a cancer.
Me: I know this of myself