Jilly and I are at the Cheesecake Factory!
Person at table next to us: Oh now… come on guys, don’t do it…
Rest of table, employees: Happy birthday to you… happy birthday to you! Happy birthday fromthecheesecakefactoryyyyyyyy! Happy birthday to you!
Jilly: Wow.
Jilly: That does not scan at all.
Me: Okay how about this? Happy birthday fromthecheesecakefactoryonwalnutstreetincentercityphiladelphiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jilly: Much better. Write that down.
Me: Don’t let me forget to take a photo of the building when we leave.
Jilly: Why?
Me: I’m trying to make Matt’s Tall Tales a more visual blog, so I’m training myself to get better at taking photos.
Jilly: How’s that coming along?
Me, noticing the featured image for the blog post that you are currently reading: uhhhhhh
Me: Shit.