Hijab

Muslim Friend, fiddling with her hijab: Fuckin… stupid thing

Me: That looks annoying as hell

Muslim Friend: It can be

Me: You seem really dedicated to wearing it all the time.

Muslim Friend: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Muslim Friend: Not really.

Me: I’ve never seen you without it

Muslim Friend: Well

Muslim Friend: That’s not because I’m committed to it, that’s more because it was forced on me from a young age.

Me: Is that so?

Muslim Friend: Yeah, see, my dad was super into all the traditions and all the ritual, which means we were too.

Me: And what are the rules exactly?

Muslim Friend: When I’m around non-familial males, I have to have my hair completely covered.

Muslim Friend: Well.

Muslim Friend: When I’m around non-familial males, I have to have everything- all skin- covered except my eyes. But I will literally never do that.

Me: Ohh, what’s this? I think I see your ankles. Wrists too!

Me: Slut.

Muslim Friend: I know, I’m such a whore.

Muslim Friend: How dare I try not to die in this bullshit 90 degree heat.

Me: So if you don’t really care, why do you still cover the hair?

Muslim Friend: It’s hard to undo all the stuff I had to do as a kid. Going out with my hair out is, like… whaaaaaa

Muslim Friend: Most of the time anyway. I don’t wear this when I’m out clubbing.

Me, looking her up and down: I… have difficulty picturing you clubbing.

Muslim Friend: That’s because you’ve only ever seen me like this. I contain multitudes, Matthew. I can be ratchet as fuck.

Muslim Friend: Don’t play me, bitch

Muslim Friend: I’ll cut you.

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