Wholesome Week Day 7
Patron: You’re all ready for Christmas*, huh? With the red and green?
Me: I’m always ready for all things.
Patron: Y’know, when I was 8, my parents finally went on their honeymoon, and so they left me with my father’s mother- my grandma. But she, uh… she didn’t really know what to do with an 8-year-old, so she made something up. She decided that each day of this week-long trip was a holiday.
Me: Uhhhh
Patron: Monday was Christmas, and so she set up a tree and I got lots of presents. Tuesday she went out and warned the neighbors that a little ghost was coming over and so they better have candy. Wednesday was my birthday, so we did more presents. And cake! Thursday she prepared a grand feast and we celebrated Thanksgiving, and on Friday we dyed eggs.
Me: That sounds awesome.
*This actually happened today. I just wear this kind of thing often.