In the Summer, Jilly and I took a walk. You’d think this would not be noteworthy, but it’s me, so strap in.
Jilly: WHOA. There’s a playground here!
Me: Hah, yeah, actually I-
She was well inside the playground before I could finish the sentence.
Me: Today’s Saturday, right? And it’s like, 3:00 in a residential neighborhood. Why is this place so empty?
Jilly, on the swings: I don’t know
Me: Shouldn’t there be, like, actual children here?
Jilly, upside-down on the monkey bars: Probably, yeah
Me: It just seems weird to me that-
Jilly, on the slide: HOT
Jilly: HOT HOT HOT
Jilly: HOT SLIDE
Jilly: HOT SLIDE BAD
Me: Never change, kid.