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In the Summer, Jilly and I took a walk. You’d think this would not be noteworthy, but it’s me, so strap in.

Jilly: WHOA. There’s a playground here!

Me: Hah, yeah, actually I-

She was well inside the playground before I could finish the sentence.

Me: Today’s Saturday, right? And it’s like, 3:00 in a residential neighborhood. Why is this place so empty?

Jilly, on the swings: I don’t know

Me: Shouldn’t there be, like, actual children here?

Jilly, upside-down on the monkey bars: Probably, yeah

Me: It just seems weird to me that-

Jilly, on the slide: HOT

Jilly: HOT HOT HOT

Jilly: HOT SLIDE

Jilly: HOT SLIDE BAD

Me: Never change, kid.

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