I’m in the break room with a mug and some tea bags and I put my hand under the hot water spigot in the water cooler to see if it’s hot. It’s not.
Me: dammit
Coworker: whoa! Why would you do that?
Me: well it didn’t hurt me when I did it so it wasn’t hot enough
Me:
Me:
Me: heh
Me: That’s what she said.
Coworker: you could have seriously burned yourself