Patron: …and this guy’s gonna tell me how to be rich!
Me: uhh
I look at the book, “How To Be Rich” by some asshole.
Me, internally: How do I crush this person’s hopes and dreams without insulting their intelligence
Patron: I don’t think he’s actually going to teach me how to be rich.
Me: Cool! I was trying to figure out how to say it nicely and you did it for me!