I’m getting on the elevator down from my hotel in NYC and an older gentleman is headed in the same direction.
Older Man: Good morning!
Me: hi, how’s it going?
Older Man: its another great day in New York!
Me: excellent
For the duration of the ride, he won’t stop staring at my “Hurry Up and Take Your Clothes Off” shirt, slowly reading it and piecing it together, with a perplexed look on his face.
Me: this is my floor, see ya!
Older Man: …yeah… enjoy the uh… great day?