December 2017
Dip: Yo let me out. Haha. Get it? Let meow-t. Cuz I’m a cat
Me: Come on dude I’m watching a movie
Dip: But… but it’s my time to leave you
Dip: The outside, it calls to me
Me: There’s literal ice on the ground.
Dip: BUT IT’S SO HOT IN HERE
Me: Heh
Me: Yeah. Okay here you go.
Dip: Thanks broski
Dip runs outside to the nearest telephone pole, pees on it, and runs back in.
Dip: Oh my god that was SO GOOD
Me: Dip.
Me: There is a litter box
Me: RIGHT
Me: THERE
Dip: Yeah but I like that pole