Patron: We’ve met before, you know
Me: have we now?
Patron: You don’t remember me, do you?
Me: …was it here?
Patron: Hah! I knew it! You don’t remember me!
Me: Sure don’t
Patron: It wasn’t here.
Me: Where was it?
Patron: No! Now I’m gonna mess with you.
Me: Eh, it’s okay. I’ll figure it out sooner or later.
Patron: Oh… that’s no fun. It was at that one party in south Philly?
Me: Oh yeah, I remember now. Sup
Me, internally: The key to handling a troll is being a bigger troll.