Jilly: and what viewing is this for you?
Me: of Star Wars? Uhh… I don’t know. Well into the hundreds.
Jilly: seriously??? I’ve seen this movie like, three times.
Me: that sure explains why I can recite the opening crawl by memory and speak the dialogue in time with everyone
Jilly: I’m not sure how comfortable I am hanging out with you now
Me: did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor! Beedleee beep beep. We’ll be destroyed for sure!