Me, Cait, Lexi, and Jilly are walking into the theater to see Captain Marvel.
Rando: Excuse me. Have we met?
Me: Huh? Maybe?
Rando: We have! I know you. You gave me a library card the other day.
Me: Heh. Yeah, that sounds like something I would do.
Rando: Well, good to see you again!
Me: You, too!
Cait: OoooOoOOo look at you. You’re famous!
Me: I’m a Philadelphia icon.
Later, during the movie…
Different Rando, when Captain Marvel blows something up: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rest of the Theater:
Jilly, whispering: Wow, what the hell is up with that asshole?
Me, also whispering: I… think I recognize that voice.
Jilly, still whispering: Who was it?
Me, even quieter: I’m, like, 75% sure it’s one of my regular patrons at the library.
Jilly: Wow, you just know everybody huh?
Me: Sure seems that way, doesn’t it?