Pokemon GO Friend: Matt!
Me: What’s up?
Friend: I saw the worst thing. There was someone in the Pokemon gym here with the username ChildGroper!
Me: That’s gross
Friend: So I looked up how to report that to Niantic, and I did, but I didn’t take a screenshot.
Me: …okay…
Friend: So if you ever see them, take a picture and report it!
Me: Yeah, sure.
So normally, I would write this off as some dickhead internet troll being a dickheaded internet troll, but Friend was visibly upset so I paid some attention. Sure enough, at that Pokemon gym, I saw this an hour later:
Me: Hey, Friend! I found them.
Friend: REPORT IT
Friend: REPORT IT NOW
Friend: And also I will take a picture and report it again
Friend: BUT YOU ALSO DO IT
Me: Jesus okay okay I’m going.
15 minutes later
Friend: I got an email from Niantic! They’re forcing the player to change their name.
Me: Hurray
Friend: Quick quick quick check your email. Did you get one too?
Me: Hmm… no. Yes! Wait… this isn’t… oh, come on guys!
Me: You forgot about it 30 seconds after dealing with it?
Friend: I guess I’m special.