Me: I see one of your fines is for Avengers: Infinity War.
Patron: …yeah…
Me: So what did you think?
Patron gulps.
Me: Yeah?
Patron clenches their fist and tries to speak, but doesn’t.
Me: Fucked up what happened in that movie. You know the next one comes out today.
Patron: Yeah, I know.
Me: It’s gonna be so much worse?
Patron: Don’t say that!
Me: No, I mean, early reviews are in and the movie will be great.
Me: But it will be profoundly upsetting.
Patron: HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?
Me: I guess you’ll have to watch and see.
Patron: You’re horrible.